A rich man looked out of his window and saw a poor man picking food from a dustbin.
He whispered, “Thank God I am not poor.”

A poor man looked around and saw a naked man running through the street.
He said, “Thank God I am not mad.”

A mad titude Is a Matter of Pman looked ahead and saw an ambulance carrying a patient.

He said, “Thank God I am not sick.”

A sick man in the hospital saw a trolley carrying a body to the mortuary.
He said, “Thank God I am not dead.”

Only the dead cannot thank God.